Wednesday 25 January 2012

STUPID SMELLY ONE-EYED GOD-BOTHERING SHONKEY SUPPORTERS

People who embark in an extra-marital affair are more likely to support the National party and be a Christian.
And the chances are pretty good they'll come from Christchurch, smoke and have a tattoo.
Infamous infidelity site AshleyMadison.com has profiled 54,000 of its members across New Zealand to identify cheating hotspots.
Christchurch came out on top with the most cheaters-by-capita in the country.
It found 1.26 percent of the population in Christchurch are cheaters, followed by 1.23 percent in Auckland and Hamilton.
The site found that nearly 60 percent of cheaters are Christian and a third support the National Party.
Cheaters are also three-times more likely than the national average to have a tattoo, or twice as likely to smoke.

5 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Sorry, old man, but it doesn't realy prove much.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Though the Christian figure looks about right - two face bastards!
Also figures show that cyclists are real cunts!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

So statistics and probability was high on your agenda at Teacher' Straining College then?

Hey!, I just typed that wrong, but it is apt.

Richard (of RBB) said...

No one likes a smart guy who comes in his pants.

Terry McDougal said...

Good-ish post.