PLUMBER
Her: "Don't forget that guy is coming to fix the plug system in the bathtub this morning. Clean it with Vim after your shower"
Me: "OK"
Her: "And clean the hand basin as well"
Her: "And don't glob toothpaste into the basin after you've cleaned it. He doesn't want to see bits floating in it"
Me: "He's a plumber. He's seen worse.
Her: "I don't want to be the subject of dinner party conversations about my housekeeping".
Me: "OK"
BOOTS
Her: "It's raining. All the women will be wearing their gumboots today, I wish I'd bought some"
Me: "I'm sure there's a Para Rubber-type store somewhere, I'll get you some".
Me: "There's a place named Canadian Tyre. I'm sure they'll have some"
Her: "Canadian Tyre!"
Me: "Yes, Red Bands or something similar"
Her: "Stupid man"
3 comments:
"I've just to tidied up the house before you came". Is our favourite as cleaners.
Nanook, you never did get the woman thing, did you?
Eventually I did but as a late starter I can claim that I'm still learning.
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