Ring ring ring ring .....
Donald: - "Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello (hey Mike, no-ones answering down in Noo Zeeland) Hello. Hello. Hello. Dammit. And I've got the best words too. Hello...."
John: - "Hiya. This is John from Nyu Sillund. I'm not in at the mo. Pliss leave a mussage."
Donald: "Goddammit. Mike this guy wants me to leave a message. I'll tweet him later"
(Donald puts phone down but forgets to disconnect it properly....)
" Hey Mike. Where the hell is Noo Zeeland anyway. Isn't it somewhere near Fiji? I like Fiji. Great water. I think I'll build a hotel there. Hey, don't those Feejeans wear grass skirts. Ha ha, you can grab their pussies easier that way. Ha ha"
Mike Pence, noticing that the phone line is still connected lunges forward to turn it off...
Mike: "Fuck. Not again...."
7 comments:
In fairness poor John wasn't really decided about his itinerary yesterday. He really just wanted to go to Parliament after the embarrassment of having the happily overweight Minister of Earthquakes grunt and say on live TV "Yer I agree with that guy, can I go home now?" . John thought" Oh shit now we have to look like we care let's pull out all stops and send our fleet of helicopters to the Kaikora". The overweight guy said something intelligent "Actually we only have four and it will take weeks to airlift them unless we get China to help". John said "Yes great idea, get the bloody Chinese to contribute as they are slowly buying our country anyway".
Hey Geremy.
I've got a good idea. Why don't you get Donald Trump to ring you direct. Cut out the middleman. You and 'The Donald' seem to have a lot in common.
Well isn't he sending something... a boat or plane to help? Would Obama have?
In a conversation after John missed hearing the "No no no" ring tone he had installed the two parties finally connected and discussed the rights of the unborn child. John cut him off after 10 minutes saying he had lost cell phone.
Second I don't think that US warship got down to NZ in less than a week and by the way, Trump is not yet president.
He could use the wall money to build a bridge from America to Kaikoura.
Good idea, tell him we'll let him of the bridge, if he repairs the road!
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