Saturday 25 March 2017

TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

I joined the local Civil Defence group recently and am prepared to assist in every, all, some, a few catastrophes that come our way.







They haven't given me a gun yet but hey-ho, it's early days.


7 comments:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Probably better off joining a church. Though I could be wrong.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I refer you to the message on the t-shirt Getemy.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Good on you The Curmudgeon, Civil Defence is a very necessary group.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Getemy turns and walks slowly away. Head lowered and looking at the ground. A single tear drips from the corner of his left eye. Bloody Conjunctivitis again.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Hey Getemy. Who ya gonna call?
Civil Defence is who.
We can fix all things - even conjunctivitis although we find that a swift kick up the arse is best.

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

So when Wellington splits into seven "Islands" after the 7.8 earthquake you will Kayak down the East coast and deliver free wine?

THE WINE GUY said...

No.
I think that it is best to leave Wellington to it's own fate and its seven islands.
Wine will be best sent north from Wairarapa and Hawkes Bay and south from Marlborough.
Wellingtonians will have to get used to drinking their home brew or their own urine (which probably taste the same anyway).