Sunday 29 October 2017

IF MOVIES WERE LIKE REAL LIFE # 2


Number two - SWORDFISH





Hugh Jackman's character is a computer hacker, out of jail but on parole and forbidden from using computers.

Halle Berry's character gets Jackman to go to Los Angeles to meet John Travolta's character - the bad guy to do a job. He has one minute to hack into a government computer system for which he will get paid $10 million dollars.

Travolta holds a gun to Jackman's head as an incentive to get the job done in under a minute or he will get shot.



As an extra incentive a blonde woman proceeds to, ahem, give him a blowjob while he hacks (for some reason the director thinks that this is a way of keeping him focussed - go figure).






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As this is real life it was impossible to hack into the government computer system in a minute. Jackman was still going through pet names password options when the minute was up.
Travolta shoots him dead.

Fortunately for Jackman though , as a kind of consolation, as this is real life, he manages to come from the blonde woman's ministrations well within the minute.


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The movie only lasts about 10 minutes.


3 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Swordfish is probably a good name for the movie, considering the blow job.

Richard (of RBB) said...

The Curmudgeon Express is more like a zimmer frame.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

No, it's more like The Zimmer Golden Spirit. See here:

https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwicktu935bXAhUCHpQKHdiuDQIQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGmvZlmNwhMs&psig=AOvVaw2gicGzAHhZHx110iF7zjE3&ust=1509397892383513