* The inspiration for that joke came from Richard's Bass Bag. No need to thank us.
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Does a post like this warrant a comment?
Well, in its favour, it doesn't quote from the bible.
It looks like TC is practising RBB jokes for when he settles near Wellington. In the Nui?
He'll need a bible if he's heading for Moera.
Ah well, at least that was a quick read. Reading this comment will take longer.
We're on the 25th floor at Mount Cook. I certainly won't be climbing out the window. There are no buildings this high in the Nui.
Signing off now.
Is this post a sin?
Rob will know.
No, this post isn’t a sin, it’s more like an affront to … well, you pick whatever you want.
I'll pick my nose thanks.
Oh, you went with vulgarity then.
Staying in fancy-schmancy hotels doesn’t improve your etiquette I see.
Samuel 12:16 Jesus was at the Mount. He stood on the 25th floor and called out, "Who can give me etiquette? He who can will surely enter the kingdom of Heaven!" Then he spied a man picking his nose. "Are you a personal cleaner?" asked Jesus. "Hey, that joke would go down well in the Nui." the man replied. Jesus giggled and spoke, "Good point, and I'm not talking about your finger. There is a man up north who likes to judge but he will never run my church on Earth." "Ah, don't worry about him." said the nose picking man. "He drinks too many Cleanskins. You should turn that stuff back into water!" "Good idea." said Jesus. "He has an apartment in Wellington that he is stocking up with all his wine. I think I'll pay him a visit. He's the same guy who calls me 'Sheesh!' I think he might have a speech impediment." Jesus took two elevators and found himself on Lambton Quay. He headed towards Cuba Street, a place where there was about to be more water.
People in the 'Nui probably think that Etty Kett is the local 'good time' girl. I don't know why Jesus asked you.
Wasn't Etty Kett Davey-Croc's brother?
Asking for a friend.
But you have no friends. Remember?
Well, no longer following comments like that.
Maybe that second to last comment was from Oscar Wilde given that it was the tenth and, in the previous post the 10th comment mentioned his name. Woo - woo!
"Proclaim the message and welcome or unwelcome insist on it"...2 Timothy 3:14- 4:2
No thanks, we already have one.
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