ORANGE FACE

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Orange face

It is when a person uses excessive tanning oils, and takes one to many trips to the local tanning salon.

Hercules looked mighty retarded as he sported the orange face look in the middle of winter while waiting in line at the bar in the cold.

Urban Dictionary

OK, the references above didn't come from the Oxford English Dictionary but you get the idea.

We had a reasonable summer in the UK - better anyway than I was expecting. While it wasn't exactly 'rush for the beach' weather there were plenty of happy faces and even some of them showing a light colouring from real sun.

Now that winter is upon us the dreaded 'Orange face' is starting to be seen.

'Orange face' in the UK is when people who normally would be all peely-wally and just a shade above blue decide to 'look healthy' and sport a tan.

To do this they either go on a package tour to places like Benidorm in Spain:

or visit tanning studios who promise to make them look fit, bronzed and alluring:

Like this

Or this

Or even this

The results are pretty scary I tell you.