My time has gone slow this weekend.
The weather hasn't been great although not as bad as Wellington's at the moment though.
My time has gone slow this weekend.
The weather hasn't been great although not as bad as Wellington's at the moment though.
It must be a slow day down south because Richard's latest post is about one of the silliest and low-brow American TV comedy series My Mother The Car from the 1960s. No doubt it was his favourite.
He rightly wondered if reincarnation was a thing if Robert would come back as a 1956 Vauxhall Velox. I think he's spot on with that although I thought that he was a 1955 model.
I now wonder what car Richard would be should he be reincarnated as one and the most fitting one would be a Nash Metropolitan.
I imagine that I'll come back as a 1952 Maserati A6.
Donald Trump touts himself as being a great businessman and dealmaker. Well, I guess we all know that's not true and he's a windbag but this latest fiasco is breathtaking.
What a fucking goose! Obviously he's done no due diligence other than sticking his head inside - the aviation equivalent of kicking a car's tyres before buying.
“The Royals have failed to sell the plane, which was put on the market in 2020,” it went on. “Giving it away could save Qatar’s rulers a big chunk of change on maintenance and storage costs. Making Trump happy would be an added bonus.”
But the real kicker was a July 2020 article about the plane in One Mile at a Time by Ben Schlappig, who concluded, “I can’t imagine Qatar will find a buyer for this plane. So one has to wonder who this 747-8 will be gifted to.”
Hayes read the quote and added, “Well, looks like Qatar finally found a sucker to pawn it off on.”
Unbelievable!
Lovely.
That's what I thought when I saw the Maori Party challenging David Seymour's bill about the treaty with an amazing and very, very watchable challenge in Parliament.
Also, yesterday when I saw Brooke van Velden shock Parliament with - gasp- the 'C' word I thought "lovely" go for it woman. The fact that van velden is an Act MP and a compatriot of that dick Seymour didn't affect my opinion. I thought that what she said and was doing was spot on and matches my values.
OK, I might be stepping outside of my demographic here - a white, middle class, Labour voting septuagenarian - who is probably expected to be shocked at both of these antics but fuck it! Sometimes institutions, social mores and conventions need to be shaken up.
I wonder if Robert has an opinion on this or will he have to confer with St Faustina?
OK, here it is:
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No, not Jimmy Choo |
I was going to write another, slightly political post but at least half of the readers have been clamouring for a post about my new tennis shoes.
As you know, I play tennis, badly, usually on Tuesdays and Thursdays. My old shoes were getting a bit battered ...
... even though they were only about 8 years old! It was time for drastic measures.
I bought a new pair on-line from Sketchers. They were on special at $79 - down from $220 which seemed to be a pretty, pretty, pretty good deal.
I think that they're quite smart and marvelled at the deep-cut special until one wag at tennis suggested that they looked a bit 'orthopedic' and another asked if they lit up when I walked. Cheek!
I'm sitting at the computer in the study filling in time before I have to take my car in to town for its 12 month service.
It's a gorgeous day but I haven't gone for a walk because when I drop the car off I'll have a 3 hour wait which I'll use for walking around town, probably walking about 8 kms in a loop.
I've been thinking about where we might live in Wellington if ever we sell our house and make the move. The Old Girl wants to live in an apartment while I'd prefer a townhouse. Apartment living is OK as long as the apartment is roomy enough but generally they are cramped and restrictive. If we do go down that route I hope that we can find one with nice views that is also affordable. The thought of sitting in a study looking at a wall or out a window to another building depresses me. In this study I have a view across some farmland that often has cattle, horses, goats, geese, pukekos and other wildlife wandering around in the foreground and Mount Manaia in the background. It's most pleasant.
"Where have you been. I've called several times on FaceTime, normal cell phone line and texted you?" She said.
"Sorry" I replied "My phone had no alerts or messages."
"Well buy a new one." she said.
OK, while browsing the internet I researched the best deals on an iphone 15 or 16 so might look to buy one of these this morning while mooching around town.
Richard of RBB (Richard's Basic Bag) has once again cast aspersions on this blog suggesting that there is one reader. He wrote this as a comment on my last post:
Richard (of RBB)
Personally, I'd be more worried about Donny renaming the Persian Gulf. Hey, you presently have a regular readership of one. O-n-e = 1. I don't think many people will single out your blog. I'd say that Robert's blog is incredibly safe, though maybe not from Protestants. He does insult them a lot. Anyway, Pope Leo XIV might order it, through the church, to be closed down. As pope, he's probably got it in for Donny and Robbie for impersonating him.
Look, you know me - I'm not contentious. Like Melania Trump I say - "be best" but I need to challenge Richard's erroneous statement with some cold hard facts as found in Google Blogger analytics.
The latest stats for The Curmudgeon blog show:
We welcome Brazil to the list of watchers which is new and sounds rather exotic (please send us pictures from the beaches at Rio) and to our Mexican friends I say "Hola".
It looks like we have more countries on the list that we communicate with than old Donald Trump's so-called list of countries that he is negotiating tariffs with.
I don't often delete posts that I write but now and then, after I've written and published one I think about how that post and the images used might affect other people and whether there are any privacy issues with information sharing.
A Google search provided this:Sharing personal information and photos on a blog, like on Blogger, can carry risks including privacy invasion, identity theft, and cyberbullying. It's crucial to be mindful of the information you share and its potential impact, especially regarding minors.
Here's a more detailed look at the potential dangers:
1. Privacy Invasion:
Information Access:
Sharing personal details, including photos, on a blog can make that information accessible to a wide audience, including unintended individuals, such as marketers or malicious actors.
Data Collection:
Platforms like Blogger may collect and store data about your usage, potentially revealing your preferences and habits.
2. Identity Theft:
Personal Information Usage:
Cybercriminals can use shared information, such as names, addresses, and birthdates, to steal your identity, open accounts in your name, or commit fraudulent activities.
Password Compromise:
Using weak or easily guessed passwords for your blog can allow unauthorized access to your account and potentially reveal more personal information.
3. Cyberbullying and Harassment:
Target for Abuse:
Personal information shared on a public blog can make you a target for cyberbullying, harassment, or stalking.
Public Comments:
Blog comments can be a platform for malicious users to engage in bullying or harassment, targeting you or others.
Fairly good advice that.
I note that Richard follows this and doesn't publish photographs of his grandsons.
I'm usually careful about publishing photographs of The Old Girl as well although do occasionally drop one in to match the post theme.
I republish photographs of Robert and Richard that they themselves have published on their blogs and they do the same with photographs of me.
I guess that we just have to take care and ask ourselves if the person we are writing about or whose images we're using would approve.
Robert started off badly with the new pope Bob Hank Leo.
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Pope Leo XIV: "I've got my eye on you Robert. Frankly I'm not impressed by your irreverence".
Robert: "I'm sorry Papa, Mia Farrow".
Pope Leo XIV: "That's 'culpa' Robert. Mea culpa".
Robert: "I wasn't in the 'P' classes Papa".
Pope Leo XIV: "Miserando atque eligendo".
Robert: "Thank you".
I finalised the purchase of the mooring yesterday. It cost $4000.
No doubt you remember that I wrote about this a while back. Just in case you've forgotten here's the link: "MOORINGS CAN BE BORING"
As luck would have it the mooring is just opposite our house.
It can be seen from the deck and this photo I took this morning from the bedroom shows the buoy. This makes it a secure option from a future owner who might moor a boat there.
The real estate agent is pleased as this will help in the marketing of the house.
He said that he'd been talking to the harbour master who told him that moorings in the bay may soon be capped so no new ones will be licenced. This will raise the value of the current moorings which could go as high as $16000 which is the average cost in the next bay along which has a limit on the number of moorings.
Every little bit helps (not hurts) when selling a house.
I thought that you Catholics and lapsed Catholics out there might enjoy this:
Who said that the Vatican and the Catholic Church aren't a political force?
Not me - I've seen religions as being political forever, in fact, that's why they really exist. It's a means of social control.
Oops! Wrong Marx - try this one:
The election of an American to the position of pope was in the past never seen as a viable possibility. This is because it was seen, in modern times anyway, that the position shouldn't be given to someone from a leading and powerful country as that might not be beneficial to the poor and underprivileged. For this reason not many people saw an American pope coming. I didn't.
Robert Francis Prevost has been chosen as the new pope and will take the papal name Leo XIV. He's only been a cardinal for just over two years which makes me wonder if this hasn't been a Vatican plan all along - fast tracking a replacement for Pope Francis - one with some of his more liberal and progressive ideas and not one of the more conservative ones that Donald Trump and his cronies would like.![]() |
"Sorry about that Donald" |
... "Actually, it depends how long Robert sulks for".
- Richard of Richard's Bass Bag
"He will get over it in a week or two; we will just exchange trade embargoes and raise tariffs for a while :)"
- Robert the sinner
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"I don't want my picture on your blog" |
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"I'm not surprised" |
The attack, while seeming to come from nowhere was however a symptom of a long-standing conflict between 'brothers' who have coexisted for a very, very long time.
No, we're not talking of the India/Pakistan conflict of neighbouring countries who have a shared history but also unresolved conflicts. The conflict between India and Pakistan arose out of the 1947 Partition of British India which established a Muslim-majority Pakistan and a Hindu-majority India and provided the diverse regions of Jammu and Kashmir the opportunity to choose which country to accede to.
We're talking of the musical differences between old brothers Richard and Robert that surface from time to time regularly enough to imagine a simmering between the surface not unlike Yellowstone and Taupo calderas that threaten to erupt.
The latest rumbling in the Richard/Robert conflict arose in a comment on one of my posts where Robert, unbidden, wrote:
Meanwhile Robert deleted his link to Richard's blog and wrote this comment on my post where all the trouble started:
Who said that blogging is boring?
He's back at it.
I thought, after a few recent posts the pedantic old ex schoolteacher had given up on correcting fellow bloggers' grammar but ... no such luck. See:
He reminded me of Arkwright in this scene from Open All Hours:
Robin and Richard
Were two pretty men;
They stayed in bed
Till the clock struck ten.
Then up starts Robin
And looks at the sky:
"Oh, brother Richard,
The sun's very high.
You go before
With the bottle and bag,
And I will come after
On little Jack nag."
OK, that's from Mother Goose.
The analysis of this reads:
Analysis: "Robin and Richard" is a light-hearted and playful poem that satirizes laziness and tardiness. The poem's simple language and repetitive structure create a humorous tone, while the actions of the two brothers present a comical picture of indolence.
Compared to other nursery rhymes, "Robin and Richard" stands out for its focus on laziness. Most nursery rhymes depict children engaging in active play or adventures, while this poem presents a subversion of that norm. This focus on laziness may have reflected the social attitudes of the time period in which the poem was written, when idleness was considered a moral failing.
The poem's simplicity and humor make it accessible to readers of all ages, while its underlying message about the consequences of laziness adds a layer of subtle wisdom.
Yeah Right.
Robin and Richard were a gay couple who liked to have morning sex.
"Bottle and bag" refers to cock and balls and we can assume that "little Jack nag" is an anla refrence.
Sorry for the disillusionment.
It's Sunday and aptly named for where I live. The day has ben sunny with no wind, blue skies and a 'mill pond' bay.
It started off quite cool but has warmed up a lot. I got a few chores done at last including repairing the damaged trellis that encloses the area under the deck.
I hammered in a few extra nails on the other pieces of trellis as well just in case we get another cyclone.
Not much of interest has been happening on the other blogs. Richard babbled about his violin and bass practice. The highlight of his latest post was this:
"Yesterday's gig went well, but some of my newer 'habits' still need work. I'll push on with them today. The older 'habits' worked out fine. In my mind, the most important things are tone and intonation but, as Rob says, expression is very important too. The other things are just icing on the cake."
Richard of RBB
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Richard's old and new habits |
Robert found an old friend and going by the look of him he might have found him in someone's garden.
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"It might be good luck Robert but don't touch me OK?" |
These ornaments usually have fishing poles in their hands and are placed beside ornamental ponds - or sitting on stone mushrooms.
Robert also found a pouwhenua and couldn't stop molesting it.
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"Watch that hand buddy" Oh well, better than molesting statues of the Virgin Mary in church I suppose. |
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"Thank Saint Faustina for small mercies" |