Unfortunately for the rest of greater Wellington this was short-lived as, once the rain stopped some foolish road workers cleared the slips and blockages and opened the road again.
Here's what one of the escaping Wainuiomartians said on his blog:
When contacted for a comment God said:
"Hey! Don't blame me. Those road workers are probably Protestants and besides - I had a crisis on my hands. The Moeraites were threatening to get out and about - even to as far as Christchurch - I had to do prioritise my actions and do something to contain those guys and thankfully it worked."
It seems that old Goddy might be right for once as, according to one of those Moeraites:
Well done God, I know that memory cleansing is one of your tricks.
As I said though - bad luck for the rest of the Wellingtonians.
6 comments:
Okay, okay, here's a comment.
And one for the road. Get it?
That's the sort of joke they'll like in the Nui.
I'm teaching you.
The Wainuites were once Moeraites but we banished them to to a swamp and built a big divide between us.
Moera is like Israel, being at the centre of all the trading routes. Nothing can stop us from roaming.
I can supply an electronic dog collar it that's any help.
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