Saturday, 22 November 2025

FUCK ME* ...

... GERIATRIC GIMP COMPLAINS.

* As Robert would say but with use of asterisks which makes me think that his spelling would generally improve if he used asterisks in his words more often.

I broke my little toe yesterday and so have been hobbling about.

Today I walked from the Cuba Street apartment to Willis Street (Unity Books) and back but got so pissed off at the slow shuffling bimblers that I returned by walking up Willis Street and down Vivian Street.

Have young people lost their ability to walk, through overplaying video games and sitting on couches (see previous post) or riding on coaches (see previous post)? They shuffle along so that gimpy people with broken toes have to pass them or barge through them. See: BITTER, SWEET F.A. SYMPATHY.


Sh***h!


10 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Richard chuckles and then goes to the toilet.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Richard goes to the toilet and then chuckles.
Even he thinks it's funny*.





* Like Stormy Daniel's describing Donald Trump's wedding tackle.

Richard (of RBB) said...

You got the events in the wrong order, TC.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Peter McDonald Trump.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I don't like mushrooms - anyway, we're looking forward to seeing you guys tomorrow. Hey! Let me know if you want me to pick you up and deliver you home. No problem and it will make it easier for you parking (seeing that you prefer to park at the top of Majoribanks Street).

Richard (of RBB) said...

We'll be right. We'll park in Karori or Seatoun. See you ar 12. I'll bring a Cleanskin. Hey, let's celebrate!

Richard (of RBB) said...

ar = at

Rob said...

You are very casual about your broken toe. "Oh by the way I broke my neck yesterday. Bit of a bumper, couldn't run down Lambton Quay, had to walk like everyone else".

Rob said...

or "....had to drive myself in a wheel chair controlled with a straw in my mouth; rammed a group of five year olds walking too slow..."

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Does the Pope approve of your ‘jokes’?