Monday, 10 February 2025

BECOMING THINNER ...

 ... Not me. When The Old Girl's away I manage to sneak in some potato chips, eat some chocolate and drink an extra glass of wine. The outcome is certainly not a Michelangelo's David-like-figure.


Maybe more like this one:


Not Robert either since he's self-appointed himself as an ice cream evaluator. I can't imagine any skinny ice cream eaters can you?


No, this post is about the annoying bin liner bags we use that seem to be becoming ever thinner and more tearable.

Now I'm all for conservation and the reduction of plastic use in the environment but when you have to double up bags because of splitting and tearing then it seems to be a wasted exercise. 


I've tried the compostable ones as well but, unless you use up the roll as soon as possible they begin to decompose and tear to shreds.

We've got a drawer full of various plastic bags from Eco to industrial, most of which we don't use because  they are useless.



Sunday, 9 February 2025

SUNDAY QUIZ NUMBER ...EIGHT I THINK

 It's been well over a year since we had a Curmudgeons Incⓒ quiz.

As readers will recall the popular weekly event was discontinued after Phillip Nis threw a hissy fit. We need not go into details here but needless to say the guy's a cock.


Moving on I thought it a nice idea to invite The Art Historian Curmudgeon to present a quiz in the reestablished Sunday quiz which has risen like a phoenix from the flame.



OK - by popular request here's the entire powerful song.


Over to you The art Historian Curmudgeon.


🎁*******************🎁



Thanks TC - look I know that you're busy but have you looked at pressing the button for activating my blog site?

Anyway, here's my quiz which I'm sure will wake up the readers...


.. ha ha - a little art history joke there.


Question one.

 Who Painted The Ceiling Of The Sistine Chapel?

  1. Michael and Angelo Simoni Housepainters
  2. Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni
  3. Baccio Bandinelli (also called Bartolomeo Brandini)

Question two.

Which Artist Is Known For The Painting ‘The Persistence Of Memory’?
  1. Sal Mineo
  2. Salvador Dali
  3. Salivate Daily

Question three.

Robert the artist formerly known as Rob and now known as Rob professes to have an unhealthy interest in 'artistic' impressions of who?
  1. Madonna Louise Ciccone
  2. Sophia Madonna
  3. The Madonna aka The Virgin Mary

Question four.

Which style of art, also known as Late Baroque began in France in the 1730s? 
  1. Rococo
  2. Ricotta
  3. Cocoa

Question five.

 Which Artist Is Known For The Mural ‘Guernica’?
  1. Joan Miró
  2. Pablo Picasso
  3. Francisco Goya

Best of luck to you all and remember: You are on your honour so no peeking at Google Search.


Saturday, 8 February 2025

AN INTERLUDE

 There've been some silly things said on the blogs recently - and not all of them said by me.

Look! Here's an example OK?

"The thing is, just for a bit of fun, I've put it into a different tuning. It is now tuned like a big, deep cello. It is tuned in fifths. The deepest note is a very low C. This makes it entirely different to play from the normally tuned bass in fourths."

       From G D A E vs A D G C post on Richard's Bass Bag giovedì 6 febbraio 2025

You see what readers have to put up with?

What does that mean?

You'll no doubt have noticed that he mixed in some Italian spelling there as well.

I decided to ask Richard in order to clarify the situation.


TC: Richard, you say in that post that it's a bit of fun to tune your big fiddle to different things. I don't get the joke.


RBB: Ha, I'm not surprised. I guess that you don't come from Wainuiomata where the girls are smarter and we have our own sense of humour.


TC: Mmm, that's correct. I don't come from there. I played in a rugby game there once and the Wainuiomartian players chased the ref off the field. I didn't think that was funny.


RBB: It'd probably be best if you settled down in somewhere like Moera.


TC: Moera! Noooooooo ...



RBB: Ha ha just kidding ... sorry about that - just another Wainuiomartian joke. You'd be better off in Ngaio or Wadestown.


TC: Yes, that sounds better. I'd like that.



Friday, 7 February 2025

I BLAME THE ROSE

 Listen up readers.

I cooked my fish and chips - the best I've ever made and, when cleaning up the kitchen afterwards I saw the kitchen rubbish bin in a new light.



It looked like some kind of dog with its tongue hanging out just waiting to be fed.

I admit that I'd had a couple of glasses of rose by then but decide that the bin needed some eembellishment courtesy of The Old Girl's marker pens (she's in Auckland at the moment).

 
The result was not what I was seeking and, instead of a salivating bin I ended up with a sick-looking one which didn't match the excellent meal that I'd had.

Never mind, I grabbed some paper towels to wipe off the image ... uh oh!



The marker pen I used wasn't exactly non-permanent marker.

Does anyone know of a good commercial cleaner?

SO IT'S COME TO THIS ...

 Robert's been using Meta AI to generate images for his blog.


See here:

Me

Richard

Himself

It's a bit of fun and I gave it a go:

Richard

Me

Robert

The trouble is though that it's so easy and quick to do that it lacks creativity. There is something to be said for results that come from effort but then ... I'm old and from another 'generation'.


Hey!

Here's another one of Robert.



Can you guess what I wrote in the search panel to generate the image?


OK THEN ... HOW ABOUT SOMETHING FUNNY?

 




My vegetable plants are growing well so I thought I'd better protect them from the cheeky birds.

I built a frame out of some bits of light wood I had and bought some bird netting from Mitre 10.

I know, I know, it's not pretty but I'm only a builder's assistant (unofficially). Hopefully it'll do the job until this year's cyclones arrive.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING LIGHTER ... AND SWEETER

I bought The Old Girl a large packet of LINDOR chocolates for her birthday last month as I know that she likes them.


I stressed that these were for her only and she keeps them in the fridge at the end of the house. She still however 'insisted' that I have a few of them.

She's away at present and the other day I had a craving for something sweet so swiped a couple more of the chocolates.


I realised that the six remaining, becoming four might be noticed so decided to replace them. At the New World supermarket I looked for them but they were out of stock.

Today, when I was in town I called into Woolworths. They were out of stock of the large pack (333g) but had some small packs (125g). The price of these though was $14.99!



I'm not usually a price quibbler but these seemed ridiculously highly priced to me so I left the store without buying them and went to the nearby the Warehouse. They didn't stock the large pack but did have the same 125g pack at $8! I bought 3 packs.


I don't know about everyone but I certainly felt like I got a bargain.



Thursday, 6 February 2025

TRUE COLOURS

Donald Trump is a deeply stupid man.

His upbringing in an environment of wealth and privilege has not changed that, regardless of the fact that his father pulled strings to get him into a couple of top universities. OK, we know he didn't become a rocket scientist - but maybe he wanted to be one which might explain his fascination with Elon Musk. No, he kind of followed in his father's footsteps, using daddy's money to become a property developer and to dabble in real estate - not often successfully.

When this real-estate developer became the US president for a second term I guess that there are no surprises that he defaults to what he thinks he knows - property and views the world and American foreign policy through a realtors vision.

Only a real estate agent, and a pretty dumb one at that would want USA to take over Gaza and turn it into a resort for "all the people of the world to enjoy – a Riviera of the Middle East" according to him. During the presidential campaign, he said on a conservative radio show that Gaza could be "better than Monaco", but that the Palestinians "never took advantage" of their "best location in the Middle East".

The Palestinian people who own Gaza, and their neighbouring Arab countries, don't want to sell, lease or otherwise give up Gaza to property tycoons who want to do a quick do-up before flicking it off to the highest bidders. I can't see any new owners of prime seaside estates wanting a whole lot of impoverished, shell-shocked  and potentially disgruntled Palestinians cluttering up the place. They'd probably get in Philippine or Mexican gardeners, pool boys, maids and other help like Americans and Saudi Arabians do.

Even American senators and congressmen are appalled at Trump's plan:

"Developing war-torn land like a Trump golf resort isn't a peace plan, it's an insult," said Democratic Congressman Troy Carter of Louisiana. "Serious leaders pursue real solutions, not real estate deals."
 
Should Trump's crazy Gaza plan be taken  seriously?
We know from the past that when he's fucked up something or is under pressure he tries to deflect scrutiny away from him with audacious headline-grabbing comments and actions. When the extra tariff plans against Canada, Mexico and China blew up in his face a few days ago he threw in the Gaza development plan as deflection and it has by and large worked - or so it seems to him. What he fails to realise though is that people do remember even if his oligarch media-owning friends have chosen to not undertake fact checking in their social media companies and on their owned traditional news sites. There are only so many lies that can be told before even the most dyed-in-the-wool supporters start to smell a rat.

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky said: 

"I thought we voted for America First," he wrote on X. "We have no business contemplating yet another occupation to doom our treasure and spill our soldiers' blood."

 Trump's real estate ambitions are not simply concerned with Gaza and it isn't the first time that this grifter thought about how he and his family could make money out of America's foreign policy. Look at the hundreds of millions that his daughter and son-in-law made out of deals with Saudi Arabia. Even when he was dealing with North Korea he got excited at the "great beaches" on which he could one day build the "best hotels".


Trump's spoken intentions to acquire Greenland by any means, his desire to make Canada the '51st state' and to take over the Panama Canal, in light of this latest Gaza nonsense has to be taken seriously. Evidently he has limited understanding of geopolitics, history, diplomacy and how treaties are built and maintained so, as mentioned, he defaults to what he thinks he knows best. Like the metaphorical story about Nero fiddling while Rome burned, for Trump, the USA and the world can go to hell as long as he can be recognised as having done some great and history creating deals that could get his big fat head carved into Mount Rushmore.



Wednesday, 5 February 2025

FOLLOW UP

If you read the previous post you might be wondering what Trump's shenanigans mean for New Zealand.

Trump wants, mostly for his own ego, a strong US Dollar only he hasn't a clue how to get and maintain this. His pissing about with tariffs, rather cluelessly, might give him what he wants though.

His tariff war with (initially) Mexico, Canada and China and later the EU will be complicated and will cause "a little pain" to American consumers. The tariffs, paid by importers will be passed on to consumers unless, for marketing reasons the importer decides to absorb some of it in the form of lower mark-up and diluted profit. The 25% (or 10% additional in the case of China) will also have the importers mark-up added to it so the consumer will ultimately be paying more than the tariff percentage on the landed cost.

The result will be that prices on imports into USA will rise by quite a huge amount with only the strong US Dollar keeping the lid partially on them. Generally, an outcome should be that imports will be reduced with consumers looking for cheaper alternatives that will come from American made brands and Chinese, Canadian, Mexican and EU brands and products that may in future be produced in USA after foreign manufacturing facilities are created to bypass tariffs.

All good as you, or Trump and his cronies might think but higher prices on imported goods (and American made ones that have imported materials subject to the extra tariffs) will add to inflation. If you studied economics at university you'll remember that reserve banks, in this case the US central bank will maintain interest rates at a higher level in order to hold down inflation. This will have detrimental effects on homeowners and business owners with mortgages who will have to tighten their belts more and live on less.

A stronger US Dollar will of course increase the landed costs of US-made exported goods and commodities even before recipient countries apply extra punishment tariffs on US products.  It will become more difficult for US manufacturers to compete on the world market and many will probably lay-off workers, reduce production and close down plants, factories and farms.

Maybe Trump didn't do 101 Economics at Fordham University and Wharton Business School at The University of Pennsylvania and, if he did probably failed miserably (which we will never know because he arranged years ago to have his school and university records shredded or hidden).


The MAGA red hat wearing Trump supporters in the mid-west and manufacturing states are likely to be among the hardest hit by Trump's silly plan. Lower income earners and those on benefits will find it even harder to live. Of course those with money will have the benefit of that strong dollar to import things themselves, travel more cheaply and purchase more overseas real estate. Hey! it can't be all that bad.



So, what does this mean for New Zealand?

Our exports to US will be subject to 10% tariff on top of the trade restrictions/quotas and tariffs already in place. 

"With 16% growth in 2023, the US was New Zealand’s fastest growing major market. At NZ$14.6 billion, the US surpassed Australia to become New Zealand’s second largest export market in the year ending March 2024.

New Zealand’s goods exports to the US grew 5.8%, primarily driven by growth in the value of primary sector exports, with notable growth in dairy (23%) and red meat (15%). Goods trade for 2024 appears to be continuing this growth trajectory with trade up 14% in the first quarter from 2023.

New Zealand exports to the US trending upwardsNew Zealand-US bilateral trade has continued to trend upwards over the past year. The US surpassed Australia to become New Zealand’s second largest export market in the year ending March 2024, behind China and ahead of Australia and Japan. In the year ending March 2024 New Zealand exported NZ$14.6 billion in goods and services to the US and imported NZ$11.4 billion, representing a trade balance of NZ$3.5 billion and a total trade value of NZ$25.8 billion."

        New Zealand Foreign Affairs and Trade 


Nice but ... the other side of a strengthening US dollar is that the New Zealand dollar will decline, maybe to record levels. This is good for our exporters but disastrous for importers and consumers silly enough to want to put petrol in their cars, to buy the latest Apple products and who have a liking for French Champagne!
 
Should we get more proactive in looking for new trading partners? Of course we should even if the dollar wasn't weak and especially since it is. It's clear that Trump's policies will only make it harder for exporters to hold existing and to gain new markets in USA. We need to increase our efforts in Canada, China and the EU and maybe have another crack at Mexico. 

Geopolitically, if Trump's America is going to shit on us and not be helpful with defence security except at a horrendous price, why shouldn't we create our own (and not via ANZUS, AUKUS or other US influenced pacts) agreements with the emerging superpowers of China, Japan, Indonesia etc. and strengthen our position with Canada, Australia and (if they ever get their stupid Brexit thing sorted) the UK?

Luxon: "Hi. Do you remember us?"























Tuesday, 4 February 2025

DECLINE AND FALL

OK, we've had a bit of fun blogging about inconsequential things like window frames, deck furniture, bass and violin practice, cellos and their limitations and, of course, Catholicism but now we need to get serious.

"Look, seriously ..."

Many (not Robert or Rob or Rob the artist formerly known as Rob) think that whatever the Ununited States Of America gets up to has no effect on us. Well, they're wrong. As odious as that country is and however it has caused suffering, disharmony and division in 'our world' over the last century or more it is though, in decline ... maybe we should look at a bit of history here:








It's the last of these that is of real concern but, getting back to the USA - it is in decline and has been throughout most of my lifetime. Sometimes a catalyst is needed to accelerate things - volcanic eruptions like Vesuvius and the destruction of Pompei, and the First World War which finally scuppered the British Empire - so, maybe the second term of Donald Trump as president of the USA is what is finally going to bring this big 'experiment' to its knees. It beggars belief what this seriously dumb man, but significantly wealthy and influential one, has been able to do over the last decade and, scarily, what they are letting the idiot do over the last fortnight that will have very, very serious consequences around the world and will even affect little old us down here in Godzone.

Like me our readers no doubt use common sense when trawling through media news sites and look for balance. Unfortunately there is, thanks to the internet, social media and now the new bogey - AI,  a confusing mess of information, most of which is spurious, fake, ill-informed and most importantly unsubstantiated. I enjoy skipping through the 'reliable' sites like BBC, Al Jazeera, AP, Reuters, The Guardian etc. and balance this out by looking at the satyrical comedy sites like Stephen Colbert's, and John Oliver's and even have a bit of fun by checking out the low brow but dangerous sites like Fox News and NewsMax. **Warning** looking at right wing news channels will make you want to vomit or take up arms or top yourself.

One of the most reliable USA news channels is MSNBC which has as hosts some excellent and very intelligent presenters like Rachel Maddow, Ari Melber,  Lawrence O'Donnell and others.

It's Lawrence O'Donnell's latest report I watched that has encouraged me to write this post. believe me, like most of his other work, this is worth watching:


If you watched that, did it scare you? I think it should have as I believe that we are on the edge of a precipice here - here in fact:



The decline has now become the fall.

JUST CALL ME FRANK

Another cracker of a day up here. Blue sky, no wind and as hot as Robert's hell.

I played tennis this morning and then went for a long swim.

This afternoon I've been skulking indoors out of the heat but will be out soon to water the gardens.

I did photograph the macrocarpa table and chairs on the deck and posted a free offer on Facebook. Maybe no-one will want them and I'll have to cut them up and take them to the tip. Even though they are in poor condition someone could still get some use out of them in a back garden maybe, I was honest in the description I posted:

"FREE MACROCARPA OUTDOORS TABLE AND 2 BENCH SEATS
I'll be frank here - these are in very poor condition but are solid and functional. Could be ideal for the backyard. We still use them on our deck but are decluttering and clearing things out so they have to go.
Table is very heavy. will need a trailer to transport.
Measurements:
Table - 165cm long, 104cm wide 78cm high
Benches - 136cm long, 44cm wide, 46cm high"



 

Sunday, 2 February 2025

AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT I'D EXHAUSTED THE TOPIC OF 'WINDOWS'


I mentioned that our handyman has finished the major jobs around the house. He has to start  full-time with a builder tomorrow so quickly finished off a few things on Saturday morning. I'll do a bit of patch painting over the next couple of weeks. We plan to list the house for sale at the end of February.


He (Dave) did a pretty good job and the house is looking good. We are going to get a building inspection done, a proper one - not by a 'cowboy' builder and I'm more confident now that we'll get a pass. While it's not compulsory to provide a building inspection report when selling a house, with an older house (ours is 1910) prospective buyers can be nervous about buying a 'vintage' house. Hopefully a good report will assuage any concerns.

I've posted images in previous posts of some problems in the old window frames and wrote at least one post on it. Here's one: BOGGER

In that you'll have seen that I 'bogged' a hole in the frame of the west facing kitchen window, sanded it and painted it. See:



I thought That I'd done a pretty good job and at least one reader was very effusive in praise:



Dave though, when he looked at it was less effusive. I recall him saying something like "what cowboy did this?".
I kept shtum and just hoped that The Old Girl wasn't listening because she'd no doubt have dobbed me in.
Dave dug out all the fill that I'd put in and went further by digging out serious amounts of rotted wood to the point where I was thinking "Oh shit!"

Dave however built up the gaps that he'd made with some original timber from beneath the house, a very hard silicone that took days to set before sanding and then crafted some wood to match the original window frame design.












The end result is great and fits in with the rest of the house.

Another problem window was the north facing kitchen one where, guess what? I'd had a go at bogging it. Dave said "what cowboy did this?"... and you know the rest.
He removed all of my repair work, scraped away a disturbing amount of wood but then replaced wood, used silicone, sanded and painted and now it's great. He was under time pressure and wasn't as happy with his work on this one but we are.





































As you can see it's a major improvement done under time pressure. I'll do a bit of sanding and paint touch up and it'll be as good as the west facing window shown earlier.

I consider myself to have been a good wine marketer but freely admit to my limitations as a handyman. I think that I'll have no aspirations beyond 'builder's 
 helper'.


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