Listen up readers.
I cooked my fish and chips - the best I've ever made and, when cleaning up the kitchen afterwards I saw the kitchen rubbish bin in a new light.
I admit that I'd had a couple of glasses of rose by then but decide that the bin needed some eembellishment courtesy of The Old Girl's marker pens (she's in Auckland at the moment).
The result was not what I was seeking and, instead of a salivating bin I ended up with a sick-looking one which didn't match the excellent meal that I'd had.
Never mind, I grabbed some paper towels to wipe off the image ... uh oh!
The marker pen I used wasn't exactly non-permanent marker.
Does anyone know of a good commercial cleaner?
6 comments:
I think that's hilar...funny. If it's a white board marker and water based Jif (cream cleanser) or methylated spirits. If it's spirit based (permanent) hand sanitizer (alcholol) , maybe Turps, or Orange solve (you probably don't have this).
That fourth sentence needs proofreading.
You should have left the face on. Better than AI.
Cover the marks on the bin with Twink.
Take the bin outside and piss on the marks. Well, it did happen while you were on the piss.
Turn the bin around so that the face is facing the wall. She'll never know.
Have you considered being a telemarketer or working on the help desk of a service provider?
You’d be as much use as the others - assuming that anyone got connected.
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