The old codgers were at it again at the tennis club this morning.
Half of them just can't see the bloody lines and invariable called "out" for serves that were clearly in.
Maybe it's just because I've recently had my eyes refurbished and now have clear vision. After remonstrating with a couple of old dames, I very clearly watched each serve in a game and 4 times out of 6 one of them called "fault" or "out" to balls that were either on the line or just in at the corners. Sheesh!
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I think that I'll propose that we have a chalk box like weightlifters use at the server end so that the server can cover the ball with chalk before serving.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Well, I just took my old neighbour for a blood test and, on the way, he told me that drums and violins should always be practised out in the shed.
Silly old cunt.
I guess that his words might apply to cello too. Sorry Rob.
Maybe your old neighbour could join our blogging community.
He's already showing promise.
He's one of those guys who talks but never listens.
So he’d fit in well then.
Take a ride in a car with him before you invite him aboard. Please!
I’ll take your word for it.
Can you get Robert back?
Would you choose to carry a double bass up steps?
Does the pope wear sensible men's clothes?
Would you consider changing your name to Peter McDonald Trump?
So, it’s a ‘no’ then.
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