Wednesday, 2 July 2025

I'M A BIT TIDIER NOW

 


My fashionista Riccardo Testacoli advised that I should ask for a discount when having a haircut.

I did have a haircut this morning but before I could ask the question the hairdresser said that she would reduce the fee from $30 to $20 as I was a good customer.

I'm not sure what makes being a good customer - certainly not frequency as I last went to her in January. Maybe it's because there's not a lot of hair to cut and sweep up. Anyway, I'm happy and The Old Girl should be as well as the cut isn't as severe as The January one was.




11 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Thanks for shearing.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

WELL, YOUR JOKES ARE IMPROVING ANYWAY.

Richard (of RBB) said...

As long as they're up to Nui standards.
I'll have a glass of Cleanskin to celebrate. Or maybe a glass of Hardon?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

OK but I suggest the Vidal Reserve chardonnay like I'm drinking. The label might come as a bit of a shock to you even more than a Hardon.

Richard (of RBB) said...

You're so rude!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Well just wait for my next post.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Actually, it won't be rude - just more harping.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Ah, not the bloody harp! I'm not sure how my silly old neighbour will feel about that!]

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Probably just as we'll as if I'm going to be lumbered with driving the silly old cunt around (after you've dumped him on me) I'd rather not having a bloody great hapr to load into the car as well.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Sorry about the 'hapr' there - I blame the chardonnay - but I have to admit that transporting a harp is only just worse than transporting a double bass around.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Oops! I forgot to mention church organs, I like church organs but wouldn't like to transport one of those around.