THE CURMUDGEON: THE MAGDALENE

Thursday, 25 December 2025

THE MAGDALENE

In Robert's latest post, when I commented that I hope that Jesus forgives me for forgetting to get him a a birthday present, this dialogue ensued:

OK, there are a couple of things there that I want to touch on. The first is: Why the hell should I have to ask Mary to intercede with Jesus? Is she his bloody private secretary or is he just so aloof that he doesn't want to deal with the hoi-polloi? Why do Catholics put up with this? If he existed I'd be kicking him to touch.

The second thing is that I prefer Mary Magdalene to Mary the mother of Jesus. I mean - who wouldn't?

Mary the mother of Jesus is nice and everything like mothers I guess (and I'm not talking MILFs here) but, Mary Magdalene is hot!

I mean - is it just me?

Oh, Merry Christmas by the way.

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