Hey baby, I'm your handyman"
My new Swanndri overalls arrived by post today.
I bought them in the on-line 50% off sale and boy, am I happy with them. They are made from quality material and to a good design - much better than the ones I used to have up north.
I modelled them for The Old Girl but she just laughed for some reason and asked why I bought them as I'm not a handyman. Cheek!
I think that I'll wear them to Richard's place on Saturday to make him and Robert jealous.
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Aren't those bib trousers? 3 year olds used to wear them.
I don’t know. I always wore my older sister’s hand me downs at that age.
Well, if it's any consolation, my 3 year old grandson asked today, in front of his mother, if I had a penis.
I tried to deny it at first.
It appears that all boys have one. Gosh, you learn something new every day when you hang out with three year olds!
What does a Scotsman wear under his overalls?
You are sounding as salacious as your brother.
Well that was weird.
What's worn under the kilt?
Nothing, it's all in perfect working order.
Spike Milligan
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