My fashionista Riccardo Testacoli advised that I should ask for a discount when having a haircut.
I did have a haircut this morning but before I could ask the question the hairdresser said that she would reduce the fee from $30 to $20 as I was a good customer.
I'm not sure what makes being a good customer - certainly not frequency as I last went to her in January. Maybe it's because there's not a lot of hair to cut and sweep up. Anyway, I'm happy and The Old Girl should be as well as the cut isn't as severe as The January one was.
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Thanks for shearing.
WELL, YOUR JOKES ARE IMPROVING ANYWAY.
As long as they're up to Nui standards.
I'll have a glass of Cleanskin to celebrate. Or maybe a glass of Hardon?
OK but I suggest the Vidal Reserve chardonnay like I'm drinking. The label might come as a bit of a shock to you even more than a Hardon.
You're so rude!
Well just wait for my next post.
Actually, it won't be rude - just more harping.
Ah, not the bloody harp! I'm not sure how my silly old neighbour will feel about that!]
Probably just as we'll as if I'm going to be lumbered with driving the silly old cunt around (after you've dumped him on me) I'd rather not having a bloody great hapr to load into the car as well.
Sorry about the 'hapr' there - I blame the chardonnay - but I have to admit that transporting a harp is only just worse than transporting a double bass around.
Oops! I forgot to mention church organs, I like church organs but wouldn't like to transport one of those around.
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