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Tuesday, 6 January 2026

THE FINDER

Richard of RBB sees himself as some kind of superhero and has created a Marvel-type character of himself known as THE FINDER.

Early reports of this character were of him roaming around NAKED but fortunately this was dispelled and it seems that THE FINDER roams about in his 'tighty-whities' kind of like Donald Trump

Not this fortunately

Whatever floats his boat I guess. Things must be quiet in the 'Nui' made worse by him being outed as ~~the~~ an anti-Christ.

5 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...: That was a short read, Private McDonald.; 6 January 2026 at 11:05
THE CURMUDGEON said...: Private Underpants sounds more hygienic somehow.; 6 January 2026 at 11:10
Richard (of RBB) said...: I've been to the toilet, which I do frequently, and it's been funnier than that!; 6 January 2026 at 11:29
Richard (of RBB) said...: What can I compare that to?; 6 January 2026 at 11:30
Anonymous said...: Runnier?; 6 January 2026 at 12:11

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Tuesday, 6 January 2026

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