Tuesday, 12 May 2026

I FOUND MY MOJO ...

 


... and my No. 4 wood!

The Old Girl cajoled me into playing golf today and I'm glad that I did. It was a wonderful afternoon - sunny, warm and windless.

After being very disappointed with my playing the last few times I went out, today I hit straight drives off the seven holes I played, did some nice approach shots and putted well enough to get three pars and four bogeys (one overs). This bore no resemblance to my embarrassingly bad performance when I played with Robert a while back (although I suspect his prayers to Jesus and his mother helped in that).

Today I didn't lose a ball and found that someone had handed in the golf club that I thought I'd lost a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah baby, yeah!

3 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Hey, well done!
Maybe Gsus4 loves you!
Great that you had a successful day.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Gsus4?
I've heard of Gesundheit - are they related?

Richard (of RBB) said...

Gsus4, as well as sounding like Robert's god's son, is a chord containing the notes G C and D. It resolves onto G B and D and won't send you to Hell. That's a better outcome than all that Catholic crap will give you.