Thursday 31 December 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR...


...suckers.
Commerce, politics and religion promises you new and exciting discoveries and wish fulfillment. In reality it will be the same old crap, slightly differently packaged but will cost you more. People younger then you will see these offerings as having a bit of pizazz but you, a year older and a bit more jaded will start to see through the flimsy wrapping and frayed edges but, to keep face, will grin and bear it.

Anyway, have a god time, don't drink too much and remember to check the local council regulations before letting off those fireworks.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Anyway, have a god time, don't drink too much and remember to check the local council regulations before letting off those fireworks."
Allah be praised! You've found your way, Comeinyourpants!
Bin Hire

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to Bin. Their religion is based on some self proclaimed prophet about 6 AD that slaughtered women and children.

Anonymous said...

I could be wrong. Mohhamed tried to stop the slaughter maybe. What a guy!

Anonymous said...

"Don't listen to Bin. Their religion is based on some self proclaimed prophet about 6 AD that slaughtered women and children."
That's why you religious fuckers keep starting wars - you all think you're right.
Akish The Philistine