Friday, 2 May 2014

HERE'S A JOKE

Richard's Bass Bag


Ha, ha, ha -- what a hoot! (wipes tears from eyes).

Ok, ok here's another one.
I don't normally go for limericks but this is one of the funniest I've ever heard. I don't know why I like it perhaps it's because it is so wrong on many levels.

An actress in the village of Bewd
Got up on the stage in the nude.
A chap right up front
Called out "Hey, I smell c**t"
Just like that, right out loud. Fucking rude.

4 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

TSB's readers will be popping in when they get wind of this.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I don't think Nicola would approve

Richard (of RBB) said...

Ha ha! Nice looking lady though.

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Good Limerick.