Welcome to the Prime Minister Selection Panel where candidates must pass the mandatory pronunciation stage before progressing to the next level.
As you know Shonkey the outgoing Prime Minister could never properly pronounce New Zealand which has led to embarrassment around the word and given comedians like John Oliver fuel for mockery.
We have of course thousands of applicants and will process these in small batches.
The first batch will be led off by Shonkey himself.
Shonkey: "Nyoo Sillund"
Bill English: "Nyu Zullind"
Pam Corkery: "New Fuckin Zeeland"
Paula Bennett: "Newzland"
Amy Adams: "New Zeelind"
Don Brash" "Singapore"
Gerry Brownlee: "Nah Zullin"
Judith Collins: "Neeow Zeland"
Gareth Morgan: "My Zealand"
Roshan Nauhria: "New Zealand"
And the winner of the first round is .........
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And the correct pronunciation is? Nu Zilland?
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