SORRY GRANNY GOOGLE

 I wrote a review of the excellent TV series SLOW HORSES today when checking the website on one of the actors (Saskia Reeves).

Saskia Reeves

I really like this series and am in the middle of series three. Thank Robert's god there is a series four to look forward to.

Here is what I wrote giving a 5-star review:

All good? What could be wrong with that you'd think?

Well, Granny Google thought that I was a rude and naughty boy and sent me this email"

It seems that writing "piss-taking" is considered 'profanity' in their policy.

Has Robert's Trent Horne joined Google?

Will Google's prissy (not pissy) attitude extend to our blogs?

Robert will be pleased but I know that I won't and what will Richard write if he's not allowed to use profanity? Even more 'Dad' jokes? God (Robert's one) help us!

I changed it though to this with slightly better grammar (and not grandma) and removal of the offensive micturition reference. I guess Granny Google, Robert, Trent Horn and Richard of RBB will now be happy.