“Hell Mary, this is a disgrace The Lord was supposed to just take a wee. He blasted well farted amongst blimmin well crapping and missed the bowl - Jesus!
Hell Mary, for the Mother of God! Spray some smellies for us sinners, now before we’re all dead Oh man!”
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But I would only go to one doctor at a time. I think you missed a possessive apostrophe, old timer.
Doctor says, "Peter, I thought you were 84!"
Meanwhile Robert cleans a toilet while reciting the rosary. Mary holds her nose.
Robert says:
“Hell Mary, this is a disgrace
The Lord was supposed to just take a wee.
He blasted well farted amongst blimmin
well crapping and missed the bowl - Jesus!
Hell Mary, for the Mother of God!
Spray some smellies for us sinners,
now before we’re all dead
Oh man!”
Ha, ha, ha! Well done, TC.
Ha, ha....how did you know I did that this morning? I don't normally. There is no natural explanation....
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