EXPECTORATION OR EXPECTATION?

"I can't see how it is any worse some of the posts you two have been spitting out lately."
Said Nicola, rather defensively when she received a deluge of bloggers' criticism for wasting everyone's time with Twitter-like useless updates instead of writing one of her previously considered and erudite posts.
What she doesn't realise is that it is difficult keeping up posting standards during holiday periods. Richard (of RBB) for example is shagged out after his walks and trips to the Last Supper takeaway as he has lost his stamina. (He lost his dignity some time ago).

Nicola has obviously forgotten that in New Zealand over the summer holidays, there is very little news reporting and only re-runs on both television and radio so current affairs and interesting gossip is hard to come by. We have to resort to unusual methods and end up scraping the barrel.

Now that Richard (of RBB) has become bored with holidays and has voluntarily gone back to school early (I bet he sneaks into other offices and sits in people's chairs) no doubt we can expect bigger and better blog posts to sink all opposition ones.