POOR SHELLEY.....

.....stuck with Richard (of RBB) on holiday in the internet-South for a couple of weeks.
She probably had to drag him away from his computer on Sunday and make a mad dash to the ferry

"No, no - they need me"

By now, two days later he will be suffering withdrawal symptoms, nervously chewing his fingernails down to the quick, fretting (pun intended) and fussing, making awful droning sounds on his double bass.

He will be wondering what is happening at the bus station. Will anyone visit? If they do how will they know what he had for breakfast or when he went to the toilet? How will he keep them informed?

Don't worry big fella. That bus has gone. I predict a renewed interest in Second's blogs. Coming up - 'What wallpaper Jesus chose for the front room" and "The favourite home brews of The Holy Trinity".