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Tuesday, 10 April 2012

FORK 'N BASS

Being on holiday has gone to Richard (of RBB)'s head. He has now devised a Holy Tuesday with a gardening fork as a symbol. All I can say is that it is a waste of a good fork. If you want to have anything to stick in the garden that won't be missed elsewhere I suggest this:

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Twisted Scottish Bastard said...: Perhaps Richard's using the gardening fork as some weird sort of symbolism to all the kids in NLHS.

You know what I mean 9AR and 10DK.

"Fork Off"; 12 April 2012 at 08:57
Twisted Scottish Bastard said...: I've hit 300000 views you know.; 12 April 2012 at 18:41
Anonymous said...: Yes you told us on Richard's blog... congratualaltions....; 12 April 2012 at 19:27

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Tuesday, 10 April 2012

FORK 'N BASS

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