THE CURMUDGEON: CLOSE TO THE REALMS OF RIDICULOUSNESS

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

CLOSE TO THE REALMS OF RIDICULOUSNESS

Patrol car 114: 1410 in progress - attending now.

Despatch: OK 114 - logged in. Do you want support?

Patrol car 114: not sure control. Will let you know.

Despatch: Any updates 114?

Patrol car 114: Yes control. 1410 plus 1310 Violent assault and robbery confirmed.

Despatch: shall I send a van 114?

Patrol car 114: No need control. Offenders are Maori. New rules say no need to arrest. We've given them the official handout and asked them not to do it again within 3 months.

Despatch: OK 114. Please go urgently to Ponsonby. Some young Caucasian males were seen leaving a carpark without paying. Back- up is on the way. Tasers and pepper spray authorised.

Patrol car114: OK control. On the way.

1 comment:

THE CURMUDGEON said...: Finn?
That would explain it.; 17 June 2015 at 18:57

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