Tuesday, 16 June 2015
CLOSE TO THE REALMS OF RIDICULOUSNESS
Patrol car 114: 1410 in progress - attending now.
Despatch: OK 114 - logged in. Do you want support?
Patrol car 114: not sure control. Will let you know.
Despatch: Any updates 114?
Patrol car 114: Yes control. 1410 plus 1310 Violent assault and robbery confirmed.
Despatch: shall I send a van 114?
Patrol car 114: No need control. Offenders are Maori. New rules say no need to arrest. We've given them the official handout and asked them not to do it again within 3 months.
Despatch: OK 114. Please go urgently to Ponsonby. Some young Caucasian males were seen leaving a carpark without paying. Back- up is on the way. Tasers and pepper spray authorised.
Patrol car114: OK control. On the way.
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1 comment:
Finn?
That would explain it.
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