GO SHIT IN YOUR HAT
Well not exactly shitting in a hat - more like shitting in an envelope and sending it away.
In UK the NHS has a free bowel screening programme where stool samples can be smeared on a printed card, sealed in a secure postage paid envelope and sent away to a lab for testing.
Not for the squeamish as they are at pains to explain but well worth while.
The Old Girl and I have done this. She received her clearance a few weeks ago and I got mine today.
A good friend of ours has cancer that has taken over her body. It began with undiagnosed bowel cancer and has spread catastrophically. In New Zealand there is some advertising about the dangers of bowel cancer but as yet there is no national screening programme like they have here.
The poor old NHS gets a bit of a bad rap in UK but I think that the moaners need to go to another country like the bloody USA to realise how lucky they are with having a free service.
We certainly have benefited from this (The Old Girl has UK citizenship and anyway there is a reciprocal arrangement with New Zealand) and the bowel cancer clearance is another one of those health worries taken away.
3 comments:
Thanks Robert
I won't be using one of these. There's just something not right about putting shit in a letter. Good that you are well though. Just be careful on that bike.
Yes, I guess in your case you would need it to not be a letter but more of a parcel and postage would be prohibitive.
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