Saturday, 22 February 2025

WHEN ROBERT CONFUSED ARBORIST WITH ARBALIST

 Robert and Kylie are going bushwacking today and ...

... sorry, I'll rephrase that: Robert and Kylie are going bush-bashing today on Kapiti Island. See this post but be quick as it'll be deleted soon: OF BIRDS


Not these guys

They are going to watch the birds there:


Probably not these as that would be a sin ...


... more like these



I feel envious as I've never been to Kapiti even though I spent a lot of time at Paraparaumu and Waikanae over the years.

I hope that the weather is kind to them but, from the list on Robert's post it looks like they've taken everything that Mount Everest climbers would need - including suishi (sic).





7 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

But why is he taking a crossbow? Which part of the Bible does this come from? Henry 32:66?

Richard (of RBB) said...

Here's another comment, just to cheer you along, ex blind guy.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

William Tell A-B-A-Coda

THE CURMUDGEON said...

With my new vision I could shoot an apple off someone's head using a crossbow. Are you up for it?

Richard (of RBB) said...

I've had worse lately. Go for it.

Rob said...

Peter winds the handle drawing the string of the crossbow back until it latches with a click. He bends down and picks up a bolt with an explosive charge at the point. He drops it in place. RBB's eyes widen....

THE CURMUDGEON said...

... not to mention his sphincter ...