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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

QUE SERA SERA

On the weekend I was talking with Geoff about how many times throughout my life I have been lucky to come away from incidents unscathed or with very little injury. I thought that I would make a list of these as far as I could remember to remind myself of how stupid I was and/or how (divine) providence looked out for me. I then thought that these would make for blog posts, not because I think anyone is interested but to give me a subject to post on daily thereby keeping the bus station off my back. The memories may not be in exact chronological order but will all be factual.

1 comment:

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...: Oh, what fun.

A different disaster each and every day.; 10 March 2011 at 04:37

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