Monday 14 January 2013

CATS CAN SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU


Have you noticed how cats can stare over your shoulder with a look of absolute horror making you wonder what the hell is behind you?


Well here's another thing the little bastards sweethearts do.

Have you ever looked at the Christmas ham in the fridge and wondered if it is still OK but just to be on the safe side make a toasted sanwhich out of it? Or have you cooked a poached egg with an egg you are just not sure of the use-by date of?

And have you given a piece of it to your cat and had them refuse to eat it?



Well I did that with an egg this morning. It looked OK and smelled OK but when I gave a bit to Willow she took one sniff and buggered off.

It didn't make me feel good at all.


1 comment:

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

Are you sure your not getting cats confused with weasels and stoats?