Well I was also wondering where in the world are Richard's alter egos who haven't been heard from for some time even from before Richard (of RBB) went to Italy for a holiday.
The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ is known for our investigative capabilities and we set to find out the whereabouts of that rag-tag band.
In alphabetic order here are our findings:
Akish The Philistine
As his name suggests this is Richard's most basic alter ego - a rude, uneducated yob who wouldn't know art if it bit him on the arse. We discovered that Akish is now working for Auckland City Council as arts and culture manager and goes by the name of Richard McWha, see: HERE
Angry Jesus
Angry Jesus was called back to base for retraining. "I decided to remove AJ from the blogging community until further notice " said God. "Transparency is important, even more so for members of the holy trinity."
"I have let myself and Dad down and my resignation is the consequence of my errors."I am committed to making the holy trinity more open and ensuring that creatives and innovators in blogging services have a voice at the table without being criticised and abused. I'm proud of the work I have undertaken but accept that some retraining is necessary." said Angry Jesus.
We are sad to report that Bin is very unwell and cannot blog at present.
He became confused and forgot which hand to use when he was picking his teeth and used the wrong one. He is now making a slow recovery from simultaneous bouts of diarrhea, typhoid, cholera, polio and hepatitis.
Shot.
Bill is missing and no one knows where or when he is. Following a flirtation with The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ, Bill was kidnapped by Richard (of RBB) and his cohorts and was the subject of an intervention. He hasn't been seen or heard from since. Foul play hasn't been ruled out.
Arrested for indecent exposure - 6 months detention in a secure establishment.
Underfunding is suspected with this unit. Results to date were spotty at best and the future doesn't look good.
Not unlike Richard's Bass Bag, Richard's Bass Bag 2 is yesterday's news and hasn't contributed for some time.
If Richard's Bass Bag 2 is yesterday's news then Richard's Bass Bag 3 is yesterday's news with fish and chips wrapped up in it. A useless appendage like an old man's todger this blog is long past its use-by date.
We'll be generous here and say that as Shaw Thing is a South Island blog, the winter weather has curtailed blogging activity. A quick check though showed that there have been no new posts since December last year. A poor show really.
Fat and lazy was our investigator's conclusion. This blogger slo hasn't posted since Christmas last year and that was pathetic. We've decided that if Richard himself wasn't such a lazy and erratic blogger he would have culled this blog some time ago.
We at The Curmudgeons Inc.ⓒ don't like to make fun of anyone's disabilities or limitations (except of course religious nutters) but we do wonder why this incomprehensible stutterer ever made it to the blogging community. Our conclusion? Richard (of RBB) needed all the help he could get.
We discovered that The The Guy is working for TV Three news. No-one watches or listens to that anyway.
4 comments:
"But Jesus is real".
As real as William Tell, Robin Hood and King Arthur.
His dad, god is as real as the easter bunny, father christmas and "I promise not to come in your mouth".
The holy ghost is like the imaginings of William Burroughs, Aleister Crowley and Timothy Leary.
Robert is not from my stable. I'd do a run down on all the Curmudgeons but there are so many that I'd still be going this time next year.
I just stuck to your main ones. I didn't say that Robert was one of yours although he does seem to be a figment of someone's imagination.
I hope all is going well over there Richard and that you haven't had too many 'indiscretions'.
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