Thursday, 20 March 2025

BIBLE CONFIRMS THAT YOU CAN'T GO TO CHURCH IF YOUR TESTICLES ARE DAMAGED OR IF YOUR PENIS HAS BEEN CUT OFF

One commenter on the blogs has asked "who can go to a Catholic Church?" and for proof of this.

Obviously anyone can go to a Catholic Church even women as long as they keep quiet and cover their hair and naughty bits.

However, gay and other LGBQT people obviously cannot. That speaks for itself. The Holy Roman Catholic Church isn't the YMCA. There you are talking serious damnation - just look at the decadence and sin in our modern world. Sorry, but don't rely on Jesus being reasonable. He's caring and loves (most of) us but there are limits, especially this one:

You can’t go to church if your testicles are damaged, or if your penis has been cut off.
Deuteronomy 23:1 (King James Version 1900)  is clear on this.

“He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord” 
Sorry John Bobbitt. (SEE: JOHN BOBBITT'S PENIS)



4 comments:

Rob said...

All those old laws have been shredded. If you read history you would know that the Temple was destroyed about AD 67. The Jewish people to this day have no where to sacrifice and worship. The Synagogue is really just a meeting place.
Christians however do have a Church where they continuously present Jesus to the Father in atonement for sin. I don't know how you think whoever happens to be on the door on Sunday in the church lobby can tell a straight person from a 'gay'. Even if they had a sign around their neck nobody would turn a hair. Maybe if they came in waving a 🌈 flag they might be asked politely to leave it outside.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"Maybe if they came in waving a 🌈 flag they might be asked politely to leave it outside."

I assume that goes for rosary beads, MAGA hats, crucafixes and various other religious and political paraphernalia?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"All those old laws have been shredded. If you read history you would know that the Temple was destroyed about AD 67. The Jewish people to this day have no where to sacrifice and worship. The Synagogue is really just a meeting place.
Christians however do have a Church where they continuously present Jesus to the Father in atonement for sin."

Can you see the inconsistency in this?

Because a temple was destroyed you think that all other Jewish places of worship are irrelevant? How arrogant.

Then you go on to say that Christians have a Church - I assume you mean the Vatican or is it just some ethereal 'church' (a concept you won't allow Jewish or other religions to have) and can worship in any old tin shed scattered around the world.

Give me a break Robert.

Richard (of RBB) said...

I'm here. Just reading though.