CREATIONISM EXPLODED

Poor Robert will be needing to have a bit of a lie-down after Pope Francis exploded his belief that God created the world in a week.

See here:


BIG BANG REAL SAID POPE


(He also said "I'd like to have a big bang" but that went unreported.)


I heard and read this news with a fair amount of excitement as I think this new guy Frank is a bit of all right and is using his common sense (a practice not advocated in the Catholic Church, nor in any religion).

I then thought about poor old Robert. His identity (and spelling) confusion in his alter role of Geremy/Geramy aside, his belief in creationism and the bible must be rocked to the core.
He probably needs a good stiff drink now. If he doesn't have one to hand maybe his old mate Jesus can drop by and wave a wand or something over the kitchen tap (if he/she/it isn't busy scamming bartenders)