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The Curmudgeon: Richard?
Richard (of RBB): Yes....er I mean no......
The Curmudgeon: What the fuck? What took you so long to answer the phone?
Richard (of RBB): I was in the ...
The Curmudgeon:....toilet?
Richard (of RBB): Toilet? No the ....er wardrobe.
The Curmudgeon: What! Why?
Richard (of RBB): Umm .... it's a long story and my name isn't Richard (of RBB) anymore.
The Curmudgeon: What! Why not? What is it now?
Richard (of RBB): It's Rich. Rich Ardprowse.
The Curmudgeon: Ardprowse! What the hell for?
Richard (of RBB): Well I tried Ric Hardprowse but it made me sound like some kind of porn star.
The Curmudgeon: Ric Hardprowse? Porn star? You? Look what's going on?
Richard (of RBB): Well, you know that guy from America?
The Curmudgeon: Donald Trump?
Richard (of RBB): No, no not Trump ......that guy Humbert.
The Curmudgeon: Yes, I know Humbert. That's why I..........
Richard (of RBB): That guy Humbert is on his way over here and he.......
The Curmudgeon: Yes, yes, I know, that's why I'm ringing. I haven't heard from him for a couple of days. He should have been here by now. Do you know what's happened to him?
Richard (of RBB): Me? N-n-n no. No, I don't know....
The Curmudgeon: Listen, what have you been up to. You sound shifty. You sound even more shifty
than usual.
Richard (of RBB): I just don't want to see him OK?
The Curmudgeon: Look, if he shows up at your place get him to give me a call. I'll try Robert's place now.
Richard (of RBB): Robert! No, no need to involve Robert (he he he) Er, I mean, he's busy. Best to leave him out of it eh?
The Curmudgeon: Mmmm. Strange. I'll see you later and hey, you should come out of the closet ..... sorry that didn't sound right but you know what I mean.
'Click'
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It was cold and wet at the bus terminal...
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