THE CURMUDGEON
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It's been an OK day so far today. After a severe storm yesterday and through the night, today broke with no rain but a lot of wind (not ...
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I was reminiscing with my cat yesterday about the houses we've lived in. She's eighteen going on nineteen and we've lived in a ... -
So, what's that about? Well, Richard made this comment to Robert on his latest post: He's right on.
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Awwwww.
Sooo Cute.
I wonder if you rub Richard (of RBB)'s belly that way, would he also luke cute?
I don't know about 'luke' but he might puke.
Why did you posting this? It is really not that funny.
Aurel Mueller
Yes, well, I've said before that Germans don't have a sense of humour and apparently don't have sentimentality either.
We Germans laugh about lots of things. It's just that you'd expect a baby cat to react like that.
Aurel Mueller
ps. Here's a joke you might find funny:
What did the German kid saying when ushed his brother off a cliff?
"Look, mother, no Hans!"
You see, in English, the German name Hans sounds like hands.
I get it! In English ushed suggests ushered which implies he led her of the cliff! Then as he fell he recited his infamous exclamation as he fell to his death watched by his mother from the ledge.
Oh Dear.
Back to the German jokes.
Here's one from Glasgow.(Quote from Billy Connolly)
A Glasgow women was dragging her two crying kids through Central Rail Station towards the platforms.
One of the wains(kids)really began to scream and cry and the mother stopped, turned and smacked the kid hard on his bum to stop his crying (contra-logical, but that's women for you)
A German tourist who had just arrived on a train stopped the woman from smacking her little angle and said.
"Do not do that, it is wrong"
"In Germany we do not smack our children."
"Zat right" quoth the wee bauchle from the banks of the Clyde;
"In Partick we don't gas our Jews"
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
Any one heard a good joke recently?
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