I have to do a big clean this morning before heading off to Auckland. You can only get away with the cosmetic stuff for a while - you know - moving the furniture to make it look like you've vaccuumed, dusting around plates and objects on sideboards, putting bleach in the toilet and in the shower - that sort of stuff. No, this morning I have to AAARRGH! clean the toilets properly.
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lol ... and always clean from the top down!
Useful hints:
1. Never use your toothbrush to clean the toilets.
2. Never, ever use your partner's toothbrush to clean the toilets.
3. Never, ever, on pain of death allow your partner to find you using his/her toothbrush to clean the toilets.
4. Using the toothbrush of an offspring is OK.
5. Always wash your hands afterwards, especially if preparing a meal, or picking your nose or teeth.
6. DON'T get your toothbrush mixed up with the offspring's.
Dear TSB,
I sometimes suspect my son uses my tooth brush to clean his teeth. Is that ok or is that covered under section 6?
Yes
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