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Saturday, 12 May 2012

NOW THAT'S A BIT RUDE

I'm reading Alan Bennett's book Untold Stories which is a collection of prose including diary-like autobiographical sections. I'm enjoying it and may repeat a few choice sections in this blog to ~~annoy~~ amuse you.

This bit made me laugh.
Page 304:
15 December 2001

"A card from Victor Lewis-Smith with a sanctimonious picture of Jesus and printed underneath:

Jesus loves everyone except you, you cunt."

Intrigued, I looked for this on the internet and sure enough it exists.

5 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...: Ha ha!; 12 May 2012 at 15:35
Angry Jesus said...: Curmudgeon, add your name to this list too. BTW this is a really boring post.; 12 May 2012 at 19:01
Bunny Hoskins said...: I'm chewin' the carrot over all this.; 12 May 2012 at 19:12
Richard (of RBB) said...: Morning Comeinyourpants.; 13 May 2012 at 08:47
THE CURMUDGEON said...: Good morning Richard. Being Mother's (or is it Mothers') Day I hope that you took your big black underpants off the washing line as a mark of respect.; 13 May 2012 at 09:29

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Saturday, 12 May 2012

NOW THAT'S A BIT RUDE

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