Sunday, 25 June 2017

'A PERFECT DAY' TEMPLATE FOR RICHARD OF RBB

Richard (of RBB) complained earlier about perfect day reminiscences. See here:




Personally I just think that he needs some encouragement to get his memories down in print so I've created a template for him to follow.
All he needs to do is to expand on the bullet points.


'A Perfect Day' by Richard (of RBB).


  • Woke at 5.30 AM
  • Went to the toilet
  • Made a couple of instant coffees
  • Went to the bog again as the coffee went right through me
  • Had more coffee
  • Used the bathroom for a shower (and the bog again).
  • Checked the blog for comments.
  • Checked other blogs and left comments.
  • Wrote a new Post on my blog.
  • Checked this for comments (none yet)
  • Practiced Duolingo
  • Practiced my fiddle
  • Practiced my bass
  • Shelley yelled at me to go outside
  • Practiced going outside
  • Prepared dinner (spaghetti)
  • Ate dinner (spaghetti)
  • Opened wine (chardonnay)
  • Drank wine (chardonnay)
  • Opened more wine (chardonnay)
  • Sent rude email to older brother Chris.
  • Sent an apology to older brother Chris.
  • Put rude comments on Rob's blog
  • Put rude comments on The Curmudgeon's blog (will delete in the morning)
  • Entered an argument on Facebook with Robert
  • De-friended Robert on Facebook
  • Went to Robert's blog to put more offensive comments but he had deleted all posts.
  • Went to bed.



2 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

"Practiced going outside" I think you spent too much time in America. Can you see why?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Yes, I always get those two words mixed up but then, I'm not a schoolteacher.