Tuesday 7 September 2010

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

Is there a genetic disorder in Richard (of RBB)'s family that produces fleeting multi-personality disorders?
Maori Jesus
Aquatic Jesus?
Pissed Off Jesus
Original Jesus
We have had asylum loads of them so far this year and the latest onslaught is a mutant Jesus cult.
Jesus the Kid





Jeshua

Deputy Jesus

What next?




G.I. Jesus?
Scottish Jesus?
Concert Jesus?

6 comments:

My Spurt said...

Hey old Fella,
I think your shooting at Richard (of RBB) for something he didn't do.
Let's be fair about this, country buddy.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Shhhh Phillip, some of them may be ours. I forgot to tell you that you're not an only son.

Come on! I'm just joking! Having a laugh! Of course I'm not serious!

My Spurt said...

Richard (of RBB)...
What are you trying to say????

Richard (of RBB) said...

Phillip,
Do you remember your childhood?
Your mother?
Growing up, your first day at school?
I know you don't.
Sorry Phillip, but I created you.
Haven't you even noticed that your name is P.E.Nis?
Sorry Phillip, but it was just all a joke - I created someone with a humerous name who could comment on blogs.
Sorry.
I'm a heartless bastard. There is no excuse for what I have done.

My Spurt said...

Richard (of RBB), I don't know what to think or say. Obviously I'm shattered and can't understand why you did this.
I've always wondered why I can't remember my childhood. Now I find that I'm not even a real person.
Do I even belong in this universe?
Sorry, but I need time to think.
I need to be alone with my thoughts for a while.
Am I capable of having my own thoughts?
God! (Sorry Second) This is a nightmare!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Sounds like My Spurt is a chip off the old block. I assume his father was Onan.