SINCE THERE'S A SPEED OF LIGHT AND A SPEED OF SOUND, SHOULDN'T THERE BE A SPEED OF SMELL?

Richard (of RBB) confesses to having smelly feet. I certainly hope that it's a local problem and one that doesn't spread to the nicer parts of the country (like up north for example). I hope that the speed of smell is slow enough for us all to get clear before being overpowered.

I suppose that of all instruments that there are connotations attached to them then basses are doomed from the start. It's not as if it's called a 'fine' or a 'sweet and delicate'. No it's a bass.
Its smaller variants are called fiddles but we won't go there.