Monday, 6 March 2017

AUTUMN CLEANING

The Old Girl is still away (in Baltimore and Washington this week) and then, once she gets back to New Zild on Saturday will spend the week in Auckland before coming up here.

This gives me a fortnight to get the house in order. I've been a bit slack recently in regards to housework and really need to get things sorted.
I hate vacuuming and prefer to take a broom to the carpet instead.



I'm thinking though of hiring one of those carpet cleaning machines that you get from supermarkets.



The weather is great at the moment - sunny and warm which will be essential for drying out the carpets once I've shampooed them. Murphy's (Sod's) Law though dictates that as soon as I hire the machine we'll get 40 days and nights of rain.



I wonder if Robert has some sport of special prayer that he could say on my behalf (since I don't subscribe to this mumbo-jumbo). My mother used to put a holy statue - St Joseph I think - in the garden the night before a wedding to ensure that the weather would be good.





4 comments:

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Thanks for that. I'll follow your advice.

What about the prayers and the St Joseph statue?

Richard (of RBB) said...

I'm too upset about the rise in age of superannuation. By 2037 you'll have to be 67 to get it!

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I imagine that when you are 67 you won't be getting 'it'.

Richard (of RBB) said...

Hugh Heffner still gets it.