Thursday 5 April 2018

WASP BASTARDS

NOT THESE (although they are bad enough)

These:

I got stung by a wasp when I was pulling out weeds this early evening. Bastard!

I put some apple cider vinegar and honey on the sting point and am using an ice pack which seems to be working. As a consequence I smell yummy. It's just as well The Old Girl is in Auckland or she wouldn't be able to keep her hands off me.






4 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Sorry to hear about the sting, butI think she could find something else to do - like the dishes or wash a local whale.

Richard (of RBB) said...

but

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Do you make an effort to be rude or does it come naturally?

Also - that shiny thing in the corner of your bedroom is a mirror OK?
Just take off all of your clothes - in your case that'll be (from the outside in) a black crushed cotton vest, a woollen chequered shirt (dark that may once have been blue), a 'wife beater' T shirt, a scapula, black corduroy trousers, big black underpants, mismatched socks, black imitation leather shoes with 'stalker' soles. (I left out the adult diaper as I didn't want to cause you embarrassment.)
Now, stand in front of the shiny thing in the corner and tell us what you see.

Richard (of RBB) said...

So, who is Mr Touchy?