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These:
I put some apple cider vinegar and honey on the sting point and am using an ice pack which seems to be working. As a consequence I smell yummy. It's just as well The Old Girl is in Auckland or she wouldn't be able to keep her hands off me.
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Sorry to hear about the sting, butI think she could find something else to do - like the dishes or wash a local whale.
but
Do you make an effort to be rude or does it come naturally?
Also - that shiny thing in the corner of your bedroom is a mirror OK?
Just take off all of your clothes - in your case that'll be (from the outside in) a black crushed cotton vest, a woollen chequered shirt (dark that may once have been blue), a 'wife beater' T shirt, a scapula, black corduroy trousers, big black underpants, mismatched socks, black imitation leather shoes with 'stalker' soles. (I left out the adult diaper as I didn't want to cause you embarrassment.)
Now, stand in front of the shiny thing in the corner and tell us what you see.
So, who is Mr Touchy?
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