Tuesday 3 August 2010

BEND IT LIKE....


Why do gay guys throw like girls?
I was watching Gok on TV tonight and there was a segment where he was helping women throw their bras overboard from a boat. They threw better than him. Why is this? Most gay guys are fitness freaks and work out in gyms, having a much higher pride in their bodies than straight guys. But they still throw like girls.

9 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

Who's your throwing these days? Are you still on our team?

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"Who's your throwing these days? Are you still on our team?"

Grammar?

Anonymous said...

It's the curse of God for their deviant ways.

Non-Thinker

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

Questios:

1. Why were you watching Gok?
2. Why did you not switch off when the bras began to fly

The joints may be effected by hormone levels.
Or it may be that psychologically the gay guys have a mental image of having a girl's body, and they throw trying to avoid their immaginary hips.

or

They may identify with their Mums and sisters more than their Dads , and therefore may learn to throw trying to emulate their models. As their joints and musculature is not quite the same as their female models, they end up making mistakes and throwing worse.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"It's the curse of God for their deviant ways."

Christianity. Such a tolerant religion.

Kind of on a par with the Iranians wanting to stone the woman to death who is accused of (gasp!) adultery.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

TSB. Makes me now think why Scotland doesn't excel at any throwing games (except for the caber but that involves handling a big upright pole).

Angry Jesus said...

Homosexuals can be cured with prayer, and bad thought avoidance.

Twisted Scottish Bastard said...

"TSB. Makes me now think why Scotland doesn't excel at any throwing games"

Rubbish.
You should see the traditional games at Gretna Green.
One event is the "throw an Englishman of a cliff"
There's a huge turnout, and no-one is throwing like a sissy.
The Englishmen involved do tend to scream a lot, but we've learned to expect that.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"One event is the "throw an Englishman of a cliff""

No wonder they scream. They really like Cliff. He's a nice guy and loves god a lot.