THE CURMUDGEON: Killer Whale falls on kayaker!!

Sunday, 29 August 2010

Killer Whale falls on kayaker!!

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"Out here no one else is going to hurt me. There is no impatient driver who will crash into me. The responsibility is all mine to survive, me against the random elements of nature"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: I see he pops up again at the end. What a rush. Maybe if i go out deeper it will happen to me?; 29 August 2010 at 19:51
Twisted Scottish Bastard said...: " Maybe if i go out deeper it will happen to me?"

We can only hope.; 30 August 2010 at 05:53

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Sunday, 29 August 2010

Killer Whale falls on kayaker!!

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