Number two - SWORDFISH
Hugh Jackman's character is a computer hacker, out of jail but on parole and forbidden from using computers.
Halle Berry's character gets Jackman to go to Los Angeles to meet John Travolta's character - the bad guy to do a job. He has one minute to hack into a government computer system for which he will get paid $10 million dollars.
Travolta holds a gun to Jackman's head as an incentive to get the job done in under a minute or he will get shot.
As an extra incentive a blonde woman proceeds to, ahem, give him a blowjob while he hacks (for some reason the director thinks that this is a way of keeping him focussed - go figure).
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As this is real life it was impossible to hack into the government computer system in a minute. Jackman was still going through pet names password options when the minute was up.
Travolta shoots him dead.
Fortunately for Jackman though , as a kind of consolation, as this is real life, he manages to come from the blonde woman's ministrations well within the minute.
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3 comments:
Swordfish is probably a good name for the movie, considering the blow job.
The Curmudgeon Express is more like a zimmer frame.
No, it's more like The Zimmer Golden Spirit. See here:
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