Tuesday, 31 October 2017

IF MOVIES WERE LIKE REAL LIFE # 3

Number three - DIE HARD






In this film Bruce Willis is NYPD Detective John McClane. He arrives in Los Angeles to reconcile with his estranged wife, Holly, at the Christmas party of her employer, the Nakatomi corporation. While McClane changes clothes, the party is disrupted by the arrival of a German terrorist named Hans Gruber and his heavily armed team: Karl, Tony, Franco, Theo, Alexander, Marco, Kristoff, Eddie, Uli, Heinrich, Fritz, and James. The group seizes the tower and secures those inside as hostages, except for McClane, who slips away.


Gruber singles out Nakatomi executive Joseph Takagi, and says he intends to teach the corporation a lesson for its greed. Isolated from the hostages, Gruber interrogates Takagi for the code to the building's vault and reveals that he plans to steal $640 million in bearer bonds, with terrorism merely being a distraction. Takagi refuses to cooperate and is murdered by Gruber. McClane, who was secretly watching, accidentally gives himself away and is pursued by Tony. McClane kills Tony and takes his gun and radio. He hides himself and uses the radio to try and contact the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD).:



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McClane: "Fuck's wrong wid dis fugging thing fuckit!








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McClane: "Motherfugging bastards fuck it , what the fu.."






LAPD: "Hello - you there Honey whatcha want?"






McClane: (trying to whisper) "Hello? LAPD? Look I need some assistance here I'm in...."






LAPD: "Puttin' ya'all on hold Honey."






McClane: "Hey Listen......






LAPD: (buzzzzzzzzzzz.)






McClane: (louder) "FUCK! Fucking fuckers, fuck, fuck FUCK!"






Gruber and his henchmen have heard McClane trying to talk to the LAPD.


They come around the corner of the reception desk and blast him away with their automatic weapons.










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Film ends.

4 comments:

Robert said...

I think the problem was that there is no nine beat buzz. That is "Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep" carries over to the next bar!

Maybe if he'd used a bossa nova buzz "Beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep".

THE CURMUDGEON said...

I've asked Gruber and his henchmen to pay you a visit.

You'll know them by the ring at your door.
It'll go: Ring ring ring Ring ring ring Ring ring ring ring Ring ring ring .....BANG.

Robert said...

With nearly two bars at 120 beats per minute I would have just a second to exit down the old rusty fire escape and leap into a Chevy and zoom madly to the nearest boat to NZ.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

Don't forget to employ your emergency beacon if you get into trouble otherwise we'll assume you are a 'media junkie'.

MAYBE I REALLY AM GOING CRAZY ..........

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