Monday 24 December 2018

CHRISTMAS EVE




Yes, it's Christmas Eve already. I hope that you've got all your presents bought and wrapped and have stocked the fridge with Christmas Day eats. In fact, if you took advantage of those pre-Christmas sales you could have bought another fridge on special and stocked that up as well.

Oh the joys of Christmas.

Richard (of RBB) is getting all excited at the imminent arrival of Uncle Steve who arrives this afternoon. He makes fun of this but we all know that he looks forward to Uncle Steve's arrival all year long. He knows that after Uncle Steve's stories his own ones don't seem half as bad. Richard's cooking a chicken curry this evening for the guests to warm them up for Christmas Day I guess. I hope that the toilet's not broken. BEANS

Robert no doubt will be getting in as much praying and confessing today in preparation for his big day tomorrow. That soul of his will have to be scrubbed cleaner than a clean thing to be ready for Jesus when he arrives. After that he can get on with sinning again knowing that Jesus will be back next year.

At our house we're having no Christmas guests but will have people coming to stay around New Year.
Last night we had the neighbours over for tea and a pool challenge which was fun.

I trust that this has been informative.




4 comments:

Richard (of RBB) said...

"I trust that this has been informative." Well, half of it was taken up with repeating parts of my last post.

THE CURMUDGEON said...

"We have a name for people who create universes - they're called gods. There is no greater hubris than to think that we could take the place of godlike implications. "

- Gregory Benford

Robert Sees Things in Sky said...

"Benford proposed that the harmful effects of global warming could be reduced by the construction of a rotating Fresnel lens 1,000 kilometres across, floating in space at the Lagrangian point L1"
Just saying.

Richard (of RBB) said...

I think he also invented the Benford truck.